.. Having a jam in a mates conservatory and his old neighbour offered us out over the fence, an offer we took up, but he got stuck on the fence trying to come and “sort us out”. Then i asked an old lady in the charity shop if she’d seen the olympic torch on the high street and she went absolutely fucking crackers talking about how everyone finds it funny but it isn’t because she live in greenwich, genuinely thought she was going to hit me. maybe I’m just a cunt?
